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WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
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Hello my lovely friends, Do any of you have experience with the law or know lawyers? I ask because I am pressing charges against the restaurant for firing me for being raped in their parking lot. I am working with an advocate group and they are…
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Some of my FefVris folder. I have no idea where the sources are, since I saved most of these a while ago.
If you know the sources, please put them in for me so the artists get proper credit.
I don’t want to be rude, but I think it’s ridiculous you don’t have the source of the one images with a clear signature. If you have time to compile photo sets, you have time to actually look at the images. If you’re going to be racking up notes and attention for things, you should at least put in the effort to type in signatures. I understand reverse image searching on google can feel like a waste of time, but I was able to do it very quickly and find most of the non-signature images too.
It took me literally 15 minutes to find the sources for all of these through image search or looking through pairing blogs. It took me longer to write the image descriptions.
Besides putting in the correct source above I’ll also put sources right below for anyone who can’t access links along with image descriptions.
Image one: http://yao-ling.deviantart.com/art/Whirlpool-304003166?q=gallery%3Ayao-ling%2F83361&qo=0
(Above is a realistically rendered picture of Vriska and Feferi-Grey skinned aliens with candy cane-like horns and long black hair- from the webcomic homestuck embracing tenderly underwater. Both trolls are pictured nude from the torso and up, except for Feferi’s crown and rings. Feferi has her had tenderly bringing Vriska forward to engage in a kiss. Feferi is pictured as slightly chubby and there is quite a bit of detail on Vriska’s robotic left arm.)
Image Two:http://hopesplode.deviantart.com/art/Request-02-Vriska-and-Feferi-273058260
(The characters Vriska and Feferi-Grey skinned aliens with candy cane-like horns- are depicted in Adventure Time! ‘s style in the positions of Marceline and Princess Bubblegum, respectively. Vriska is reaching over with a smirk on her face and is touching an annoyed Feferi’s shoulder)
Image 3:http://aboutascoolasfrenchtoast.tumblr.com/post/14109757588/i-dont-know-what-made-me-think-colors-this-bright
(The characters Feferi and Vriska-Grey skinned aliens with candy cane-like horns- from the webcomic Homestuck are drawn in a cartoony style with emphasis on unique character designs and wildly bright colors. The bright pink Feferi and subdued Blue-grey Vriska are sitting down on the invisible ground which shows off the bright background colors. Their long hair tumbles around them and uses negative space to shape the ground.)
Image 4:http://davestripper.tumblr.com/post/23390466826
(Above is a subdued, calming image of the characters Vriska and Feferi- Grey skinned humanoids with candy-cane like horns- from Homestuck in a chunky, simplified style that seems to combine aspects of both anime and western cartoon. The image focuses on different and contrasting shapes, using circles and rounded rectangles for a chubby Feferi along with triangles and tubes for a relatively thin Vriska. A slighter shorter Vriska had her leg raised while locking lips with Feferi, who is leaning down to meet her halfway. They’re both on a dark aqua background with thought bubbles filled with hearts go up to the top of the image.)
Image 5:http://rokkyo.deviantart.com/gallery/27863612#/d5002qh
(An image that looks like pixel art that’s commonly seen while using Oekaki boards depicts Vriska in a pirate uniform wrapping her arm around Feferi, who has been turned into a mermaid.Both characters a grey skinned, humanoids aliens from a webcomic called Homestuck who have candy-cane like horns. The image use thin lines to make an almost blocky-looking shape and has a good use of tropical colors to depict an ocean/islands in the background. The image uses many sparkles on the characters and has a good sense of composition.)
Image 6:http://kristall-droppar.tumblr.com/post/20744654486/omg-i-drew-something-happy-tears-my-artblock-is
( An image of Vriska leaning on a smiling Feferi while smoking. Both characters are grey skinned, humanoid aliens with candy cane-like horns. The art style use thin, steady line and limited but saturated color palettes. Both characters are left as the white of the paper, as the copic marks(presumably) used only colored the joints, face and clothing. Feferi is wearing a small leather looking tube top that cuts off a bit below her breasts along with fancy lingerie that connect to thigh highs. Vriska is mostly in profile, but we can see a bit of her plain bra and underwear with her Scorpio sign on them. She’s also wearing thigh high striped socks that go down to red shoes.)
Image 7:http://shaburdies.tumblr.com/post/6500596723/two-cuties-all-this-fef-vriska-talk-has-got-me
( A Pencil drawn looking picture of Ferferi on the back of Vriska, being lightly held up by Vriska grabbing onto her arms. It’s a quick sketch with no background that focuses on the poses and character interaction. Both characters only have color in their joints, faces, and clothing. The style is moderately realistic- about as realistic as Disney- but has a much more calming and comic strip feel.)
Continuing from the two previous posts about toycompany Simba I now want to give some light to Filly Princess/Elves

I firstly came across them on a My little pony; Friendship is magic fakie thread. There, a girl shown us her findings on shops like wallmart and shown us the poor quality of…
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THE ONLY ELEMENT ASAMI SATO BENDS…
…IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
SOBBING
Can’t.
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So that whole ‘The Indian Sherlock’ thing got me brooding over the shitfit some parts of fandom tend to throw at the prospect of a Holmes and/or Watson that aren’t British - and how by ‘British’, they in fact mean ‘a very narrow idea of…
UHHHH….
#ok here’s something I’ve been thinking about rose and dave. #all four of the stralondes are pretty sure that they’re going to die fighting to protect their friends #or get old and lonely and drink themselves to death in regret #and they kind of would prefer option a #but dirk and roxy seem to know a lot better than dave and rose that their friends would do the same #i mean obviously both john and jade would throw themselves on a grenade if necessary - but dirk and roxy know they’re on the frontlines by … necessity not choice #they know more they’ve seen more they’re better prepared. #and they’re better motivated they hate the condesce more #and they know if jake and jane were the ones parentless in the future they’d be the ones going down swinging #but rose and dave think they’re cannon fodder #the shitty xerox of their heroic mom/bro #the people who can’t control themselves or be trusted to find the right way to live past the end of the game #all four of them are wrong - no one needs a strider-lalonde to die least of all the terrifyingly powerful egbert-harleys #but when dirk and roxy go out it’s an act of love and they both know it would be #dave and rose are too terrified to ever admit that’s what they’re doing
Someone on my dash a little while ago was talking about how they didn’t understand why everyone fixated on the Strider-Lalondes as tragic babies and less on the Egbert-Harleys as tragic? And I couldn’t figure out how to articulate the point that the Egbert-Harleys are just inherently less tragic, no matter what happens to them.
Because yes. John’s dad died and Jade’s grandpa died and she was raised by a god-dog and they both died (more than once). But
But
But Rose and Dave truly believe they’re expendable. They’re red shirts. They’re backup for Jade and John, their bodyguards and tech team and portable army. They believe they’re near worthless, not meant to be heroes. That they’re in the game and in this position of power by some sort of cosmic accident. Their Mom and Bro were born to be heroes, not them.
At least in my mind, Rose and Dave lack a certain amount of belief in their own self-worth. This is something that Jade and John don’t do. Jade might get upset, and John might have self-esteem issues sometimes (going by his wall scribbles), but they believe in themselves, and in their friends. They have hope for the future, I think, even when there seems to be no possible way out.
Rose and Dave know they are casualties of war waiting to happen.
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according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are
(drum role please)
a total of 276 different ships
on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs
for fuck’s sake
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